Russell Sucks

Laubach/Bucher

He won't tell me who she is

it could be jenny, jill, or even liz

its his dream girl, that he'll never get

have sounds better there, but it doesn't quite fit

cuz Russell sucks

even kippen has better luck

russell sucks

just to see her, he'd pay a hundred bucks

she goes to ursuline, not hockaday

at least now we know that russell's not gay

his dreamgirl's out there

having fun, with a different guy, with a bigger gun

the moral of the story

well there isn't one

his dream girl's out there, getting caught

dream girl if you're out there, give russell a second thought